Confused Cats Against Feminism. Been thinkin' 'bout you.
18 August, 2014
09 August, 2014
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30 July, 2014
The usual elderly home store pro sales cashier asks, "what my nationality is . . ."
"I'm second-generation Austinite, fifth-gen Texan, ma'am.""Wow, but what I meant was 'before that', 'what breed' ?"
"Dane, I suppose.""Is that where you get that outrageous accent?"
"No, it's actually from a variety of drugs – and alcohol [wink].""Get out of my store, Reid [blushed handing me a normal $500+ receipt]."
"Well you gotta organize your [fork lift] team to get rid'a'me!""Do I get my hug first, or do I have to make you coffee, yet? It's 4pm-"
"Better make it stronge – I'll go do some more shopping.""One cream, two sugars. [hugs]"
29 July, 2014
That old adage shit "you die twice: once when your heart stops, the other when someone last recalls your memory" may hold well of you (and for some time, however infamous).
I write some (in memory of you)... thanks for housing all that mischievous mayhem in return for very little, on my part, other than picking up the slack in your "leavings off."
Thanks for motivating me to become a better person, I am grateful for the continued opportunity to become better!
|The world needs more than wishing you two well.|
It's your turn to hit greens.
08 July, 2014
. . . then released.
|View from not my quadricopter.|
|Used without permission, here, © Post Secret|
|A wild shitty water color appears.|
|I'm certain Remington won't mind if I swipe a beautiful 870 from their homepage...|
Let it go. Don't get out the shotgun – jail certainly is NO FUN
|but goddammit CRACK BAM SNAP POP!|
|No officer, you don't get the revenue; a citizen instead becomes wiser of living good folk.|
I stop and clearly explain the rules of my prosecution: if the occupants are sober, nobody goes to jail... I will not press charges. Otherwise, be sure to bring cash when you get your car out from impound (I know from experienceS!)
Everybody passes, I nod my head, knowingly that tonight I spared this ignoramous the humility of:
) Going to jail (by them)
) Being killed (by me)
) nor having to pay some silly fine (to State)
Settled, good night. Drive real careful, ya'll (or us crazies'll get ya'!)
02 July, 2014
01 July, 2014
A good question, playing with cranes!
|The main (1200lb) span of my first completely-from-scratch build-out.|
Remembrances of past, and onward
through the fog to the future!